"FUCK ME HARD OR/LOVE ME TENDER/WHATEVER" digitally printed in Brooklyn on a 100% cotton, genuine Nike crewneck t-shirt.

This product is being released as part of the 10/3/2019 FLASH drop. It is FINAL SALE and not eligible for returns or exchanges.


This is a Nike shirt and fits differently than some of our core t-shirts, such as the "WHAT EXACTLY IS HETEROSEXUALITY" tee. It is factory-marked as "ATHLETIC FIT." Refer to Nike's sizing guide here for more information.

We recommend machine washing INSIDE OUT with like colors, and tumble drying INSIDE OUT (or air drying.) Do not iron. Avoid bleach, and instead use a spot treatment.

Please note that because this shirt is individually hand-printed, exact placement of text on front and/or back may vary slightly from the garment pictured here.